Sex

Just Say No…

December 8, 2009

…For as long as you can. Because once you start having sex, you’re not gonna want to stop. And it’ll distract you from all the other things that you really wanna do. That was my sex talk with Morgan. I went on a little about how sex can be alotta things—including fun. But once it […]

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Playboy for Christmas

January 6, 2008

This Summer, Morgan progressed from checking out skimpily clad Wrestling Divas to ogling naked Hotties online. I figured as much, having glimpsed the porno progression during my walk-bys. He caught my drift with my “Don’t use the Green Dot card for any of that.” But when I opened my laptop and the “Boobies That Make […]

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Where’s My Teen Pregnancy 101 Script?

December 19, 2007

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 Where’s My Teen Pregnancy 101 Script? Okay, Britney Spear’s 16-year-old sister is pregnant. So what? Join the club, honey. Alotta us baby-boomers were teenage Moms. So were our mothers. And certainly, at some point in our illustrious, holier-than-thou history, 16 was considered primo breeding age. In fact, according to the NCHS/CDC […]

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