The Pig’s Vulva

pig butts.cropRiddle me this – How come when a beautiful woman’s breast is accidentally flashed during the halftime show at the Super Bowl, the FCC fines Fox 1.2 million dollars? But you can tune in an episode of Discovery Channel’s Dirty Jobs to watch a boar be beat off and see a sow’s swollen vulva up close and personal before the show’s host artificially inseminates her through a long tube inserted up her twat.

“Squeeze it nice and slow, Mike,” whispers the farmer.

Only in American can you learn Sex Ed by watching Dirty Jobs. Pretty Freudian, huh?